March 23rd,
2008
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09:30 pm |
eastneuk at gmail dot com
neuk dot ca, too.
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March 6th,
2008
February 13th,
2008
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05:51 pm |
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So, my mom came into my bedroom last night when I was watching Loony Tunes and smoking pot. In an attempt to slay the awkwardness, she made a really corny stoner joke about munchies. However, it didn't really help the awkward, and ended up creeping me out a bit.
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February 10th,
2008
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02:59 pm |
When I was at Petsmart the other day with my mom, I saw a pure bred Akita Husky puppy.
I love them. I want one. A gray one. And if not an Akita, a Malamute.
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02:14 pm |
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I like purposely pronouncing Tupac wrong.
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February 9th,
2008
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07:38 pm |
Breaking Bad might be my new favourite television show of the now.
The Riches' second season starts airing in the middle of March, though. So there may be a tie for favourite.
The L Word certainly isn't a favourite. I just feel obligated to watch it so I can learn gay jokes like, "What does a lesbian bring to a second date? - A u-haul!" and then repeat them to my sister for the lols.
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February 8th,
2008
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04:38 pm |
If Tim Hortons was anything more than just a stepping stone that I'm using to get to where I want to be, I'd probably be gunning for a raise and change in position - from front counter help to the trainer for the store. The girl who is our current trainer, and trained me on my first day, is/was crap. Not to mention that I've trained about 4 people since Christmas.
I think part of the problem with that store is that they aren't warm enough to new hires, and having that dumb bitch be one of the first people that they have to deal with. They've been perpetually hiring since I started working there in November. I think that if I wanted the position, they would definitely consider me for it. I'm more than capable.
The worst part for said shitty trainer? I'm high 95% of the time at work, haha. She's just a slow/sloppy bitch.
But, none of that matters, because I already handed in my resignation letter and told them that I can't work past the 9th of March.
I don't have a flight to England yet. I sort of have a date/flight picked out, but I'm waiting for my parents' travel agent to get back to me with her options. I hope to get that all sorted out next week. I need to get out of here. I miss him and the Indian food over there.
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February 4th,
2008
| This is me everyday. |
09:52 pm |
AAADD- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....PLEASE READ!
Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.
Somehow I feel better,even though I have it!!
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table,
put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
and notice that the can is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back
on the table and take out the garbage first.
But then I think,
since I'm going to be near the mailbox
when I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my check book off the table,
and see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
so I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking.
I'm going to look for my checks,
but first I need to push the Coke aside
so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
The Coke is getting warm,
and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke,
a vase of flowers on the counter
catches my eye--they need water.
I put the Coke on the counter and
discover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk,
but first I'm going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter,
fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I'll be looking for the remote,
but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
but first I'll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers,
but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back on the table,
get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying to
remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day:
the car isn't washed
the bills aren't paid
there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter
the flowers don't have enough water,
there is still only 1 check in my check book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day,
and I'm really tired.
I realize this is a serious problem,
and I'll try to get some help for it,
but first I'll check my e-mail....
Do me a favor.
Forward this message to everyone you know,
because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to.
Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!
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06:50 pm |
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Is 'inner city ethnic teenagers who somehow become inspired by music or dance' a movie genre? If not, it should be. 'Cause I think it's my favourite.
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January 31st,
2008
January 13th,
2008
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09:40 pm |
This has been keeping me occupied lately.
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December 27th,
2007
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11:34 pm |
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I don't understand chink accents. Twelve Grain and Plain sound painfully alike.
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December 25th,
2007
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11:23 am |
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It's not Christmas without Trans-Siberian Orchestra.
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December 24th,
2007
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01:14 pm |
Do classy fat people prefer their butter bowls to contain a stacked tower of butter, or is this just a clever way for my mom to use the individually contained butters that my Grandpa hoards from his retirement residence ? You decide.
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December 23rd,
2007
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07:22 pm |
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I like David Hyde Pierce a lot.
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06:27 pm |
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I think it would be neat if my hair went prematurely grey.
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06:07 pm |
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I am going to use science and grow shrooms.
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